"A Poem About My Semen" By Alexander The Poet 06.23.06 

You'd love to see me cum, don't you,
And you think my sperm would taste great
For you'd lick your lips and say yum,
With each time I ejaculate!

My man yogurt, I know you want,
For I can see it in your eyes
If you behave well, I shall flaunt,
Some of it all over your thighs!

I have plenty cock snot for you,
So there's just no need to worry
With the help of my balls so blue,
I will pop some in a hurry!

On you, my man butter I'll spray,
And spread it across your cute face
You'll know damn well it's not parkay,
As you slurp my splooge with such grace!

Some people choose to call it spunk,
While some other folk call it jizz
Just play long enough with my junk,
And I'll give it like no one's biz!

THE END