"Blowing My Load" By Alexander The Poet 11.12.05

There is something that I do each day, 
And it made sense to write an ode
It starts with stroking my cock away,
And it ends with, blowing my load!

It just feels really fucking awesome,
That moment, when I ejaculate
Someone please, pour me a glass of rum,
Because I, want to celebrate!

You should see just how much goo comes out,
After 10 seconds, of jacking
For at jerking off, I am devout,
I don't waste time, I get cracking!

Alas, to really understand me,
You must be there, when I explode
And only then will your own eyes see,
See yours truly, blowing my load!

THE END