"Can't Get My Cum Off My Pubes" By Alexander The Poet 02.16.11

There is one thing I just simply hate,
 It makes everything go down the tubes
It happens after I masturbate,
 I get cum stuck all over my pubes!

It's not easy getting that shit out,
 Especially with a bush so thick
It clings so tight to each pube throughout,
 That if my mom saw it, she'd be sick!

I am in a state of disarray,
 And need to find a solution quick
I know, I'll find a girl right away,
 And make her capture cum from my dick!

Cause with a girl, it's all figured out,
 No more damn cum sticking on my pubes
It would then only stick in her mouth,
 Or it would stick all over her boobs!

THE END