"I Knew I Should Not Have Smelled My Hand, Right After I Jerked Off" By Alexander The Poet 01.12.08

I knew I should not have smelled my hand,
 Right after I jerked off
Because the smell of my cum is grand,
 And for me, that's just tough!

But if only my semen would smell,
 Like lillies or a rose
Then I would jack off like fucking hell,
 And smear it on my nose!

Infact, I would rub it all over,
 And dare not miss a spot
Of great smell, I'd be a beholder
 And I'd like it a lot!

But until my man butter smells great,
 I think what I will do...
Is just shake hands with someone I hate,
 So they would smell it too!

THE END