"When I Came All Over The Keyboard" By Alexander The Poet 10.19.08

I do not think I can ever forget,
 When I came, all over the keyboard
All of the keys were so sticky and wet,
 I must have set, a brand new record!

I swear it was way beyond my control,
 My cock, I just decided to stroke
Then I stuck a finger in my asshole,
 And I exploded, and that's no joke!

The beautiful things that my eyes had seen,
 Made my penis quite rapidly grow
Then something splashed on my monitor screen,
 It was my cum, it made me go "Whoa!"
 
Once I had cleaned my laptop very well,
 And the monitor was quite restored
I saw a pornsite that was hot as hell,
 And I came all over the keyboard!

THE END