Honestly, me personally, if I cream, it's usually in my underwear. I mean,
duh?! But for some reason, the phrase "I cream my shorts" is very common.
Perhaps because it just sounds cooler?


"When I Look At You, I Cream My Shorts" By Alexander The Poet 06.27.07

When I look at you, I cream my shorts,
And there's no denying that
For you make me jizz, a couple quarts,
Cause your boobs are where it's at!

I'm not talking 1 real quick outburst,
No, I'm talking a whole lot
For your body, quenches my dick's thirst,
And it likes, what you have got!

I so dare you not to believe me,
Because I will show you proof
I'll show you my hanes so you would see,
My love liquid ain't no spoof!

Girl, you give me boners of all sorts,
And believe me, it's no act
When I look at you, I cream my shorts
And believe me, that's a fact!

THE END