"Why Do My Thighs Feel Sticky?" By Alexander The Poet 08.16.06

There are moments when I wonder,
Just why do my thighs feel sticky
So then I begin to ponder,
And the answer ain't that tricky!

You see, if it's been a long while,
And I haven't rubbed my dickie
I end up splooging for a mile,
That's why my thighs may feel sticky!

For if I rarely masturbate,
I ejaculate way too much
My legs I fully desecrate,
With my flow of semen and such!

I do try to wipe it all clean,
But there is just way too much spunk
The amount is truly obscene,
And I feel like I have been Punk'd!

But you know what feels cool I swear,
You can try it yourself, it's true
When I'm pulling on my leg hair,
It feels so much like elmer's glue!

THE END