"Woman, You Make My Dick Explode" By Alexander The Poet 12.18.07

From the instant that I had saw you,
 I just knew, I had to write you an ode
I just knew, you I had to pursue,
 Because woman, you make my dick explode

And the kind of explosions I get,
 Are actually quite easy to explain
See, most of them are hard to forget,
 Because they all leave a permanent stain!

You don't even need to speak to me,
 To make my dick explode, just so you know
My eyes just need to see your titties,
 For they're enough to make my semen flow!

Girl, if ever our paths do cross,
 This poem I wrote for you I will show
In addition to lots of cum loss,
 Because woman, you make my dick explode!

THE END