"Would You Like My Honorable Discharge?" By Alexander The Poet 07.05.06

Me, you seem to always bug and taunt,
And in my office you barge
From me you beg, cry, demand and want,
An honorable discharge

So then I tell you to "Atten-hut!",
Get down and give me twenty
Then I set about busting a nut,
And discharge you get plenty!

But if you do not salute me well,
I may give you a code red
And then you can endure the bad smell,
Of my piss on you instead!

"Sir, I want honorable discharge",
You said since you were a youth
But you know, it's messy by and large,
And you can't handle the truth!

THE END