"I Have A Small Dick" By Alexander The Poet 04.21.08

I have got something inside my jeans,
 That cannot attract a chick
And I think I know what all this means,
 It means, I have a small dick!

The only big bulge I seem to get,
 Happens to be in my gut
And when hot girls look at me I bet,
 They know, I don't make the cut!

I feel black men are my enemy,
 Cause their cocks are so damn big
And mine looks like an anomaly,
 It is fragile, like a twig!

I have no right to wear underwear,
 For I belong, in panties
And a sissy I should be declared,
 And men, I should only please!

Sadly, there's nothing that I can do,
 And there is, no magic trick
To make my dick more pleasant to view,
 I am stuck, with a small dick!

THE END