"I Jack Off Like A Girl" By Alexander The Poet 08.29.07

The way I masturbate,
So greatly worries me
To guys I can't relate,
To a major degree

Cause I don't grab my dick,
And stroke it up and down
Instead, just like a chick,
I rub my palm around!

I wish I was joking,
But sadly, I am not
While real men are stroking,
I can't with what I got!

I should just wear panties,
Cause as I just unfurled...
I don't jack off manly,
I jack off like a girl! :(

THE END