"If Only I Had A Nice Big Thick Cock" By Alexander The Poet 01.07.08

It had dawned on me, a long time ago,
 Infact, I received the news from my doc
They said, I was lacking length down below,
 They said, that I didn't have a big cock!

Then I said, thank you doc that would explain,
 Why all the girls, they always point and laugh
And hence, it brings me so much hurt and pain,
 Knowing I'm not a man, not even half!

The only hands that my penis has felt,
 Would honestly have to be just my own
And with this fact, for a long time I've dealt,
 Thus, I am destined to spend life alone!

I masturbate so many times a day,
 Because that is really, all I can do
For no women will ever look my way,
 How much I wish and pray, my penis grew!

If I would go shopping for clothing nude,
 Panties for me, the sales clerks would prepare
And furthermore, they would no doubt conclude,
 That my sex life never went anywhere!

If only I had a nice big thick cock,
 Then my life would be better and so sweet
Then at me, hot girls would not laugh and mock,
 For having a penis so incomplete!

THE END