Ecspecially written for the amusement of dominatrixes...

"No Girl Will Ever Want My Cock" By Alexander The Poet 08.28.07

I always knew that my dick was small,
But it seems to be smaller than I thought
For it is not 5 inches at all,
And it leaves me so ashamed and distraught!

For it's 3 and a half when flaccid,
And 4 and a half when fully erect
I should just overdose on acid,
Cause any chance I have with girls is wrecked!

Whenever I watch porn I just cry,
Because the cocks in them are so damn large
And with what I got, I can't deny,
That with girls, I will never be in charge!

I know that there must be a reason,
As to why I have such a tiny dick
Cause perhaps no matter what season,
Pussy I was not meant to fuck, but lick?!

As I deal with the reality,
That at my penis, girls will laugh and mock
I'll question my sexuality,
Because no girl will ever want my cock!!! :(

THE END