"A Finger Up The Ass" By Alexander The Poet 08.05.04

A finger up the ass,
Would have to feel a bit strange
If you let out some gas,
That finger would be in range

Make sure your ass is clean,
You don't want shit on finger
If your finger turns green,
Well that smell will just linger

Make sure you cut your nails,
Otherwise you'll scratch your ass
I won't spare no details,
You'll feel like you're fucking glass!

A finger up the ass,
It may bring pain or pleasure,
But either way young lass,
It's something you'll remember!

THE END