"A Girl With A Strap On" By Alexander The Poet 

A girl with a strap on,
Is such a unique sight
Your poor ass would be done,
If she fucked you, tonight

A girl looks dominant,
With a strap on dildo
I think it's apparent,
It hurts, like a mofo!

I wish I had one though,
Cause my dick is so small
With a strap on I know,
That I, would rule them all!

So unless you are gay, 
Pack your bags and be gone
You met a girl today...
A girl, with a strap on

THE END