"Camel Toe" By Alexander The Poet

When you see a girl with jeans,
And her pussy popping out below
You should know what it all means,
It means that the bitch, has camel toe!

Do you know what it looks like,
It looks like a pussy on steroids
If it belongs to a dyke,
That cunt will pelt you like asteroids!

A camel toe is scary,
It looks like the pussy could attack
Whether it's shaved or hairy,
That vagina looks like it's on crack!

If you ever meet a chick,
And you see that she has camel toe
Place your hands over your dick,
It may bite it off, and that would blow

THE END