"The Nipple Slip" by Alexander The Poet 

You know what makes me erect?,
And makes my penis sip?,
It has that kind of effect,
It's called, the nipple slip!

A nipple slip on a chick
That looks so god damn hot,
Makes me get a hard on quick!,
And masturbate alot!

I sometimes want to tell them
"I can see your nipple",
But then there'd be one problem,
My balls, they would cripple!

The summer is the best time,
To see, the nipple slip
So go stare, it ain't a crime,
It will be worth the trip!

THE END