"Ode To A Dirty Sanchez" By Alexander The Poet 10.20.06

I know of something that is much worse,
Then coffee, which is not from Juan Valdez
For this thing's so sick and so perverse,
It's widely known as, a Dirty Sanchez!

It has quite a few nicknames, you see,
One of them, is Filthy Fernandez
Dirty Mexican too, it can be,
And then also, a Stinky Gonzalez!

A Dirty Sanchez often takes place,
Quickly soon after, anal intercourse
A guy draws a mustache on girl's face,
With his finger or cock, with no remorse! 

Whether the stache, is semen or shit,
I don't think anyone does know for sure
But if it is shit, I'd throw a fit,
And go out with that crazy guy, no more!

If a Dirty Sanchez must be done,
Then I sure hope, that it's consensual
And if it thus turns, a hot girl on,
Then no doubt, I'd consider her, special!

THE END

Research for this poem was found at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dirty_sanchez 

Great graphic cartoon gif of a dirty sanchez here:
http://www.spazfarm.com/biff2.php