"Ode To A Gaping Hole" By Alexander The Poet 02.05.06
If you like a fist up your ass
Or a wide thick pole
Then what you may have my poor lass,
Is a gaping hole!
Gaping holes are usually big,
And quite often, wide
You may need a shovel to dig,
And find shit inside!
In porn, gaping holes are a hub,
And they can be fun
For you can go get your golf club,
And get hole in one!
So the next time you notice one,
And it looks hardcore
Chances are, that girl is no nun,
She is one big whore!
THE END