"Ode To Felching" By Alexander The Poet 10.14.07

When a man cums inside a girl's ass,
And then slurps it back in his mouth
The act is called felching and alas,
That's what this poem is about!

Felching can perhaps be best described,
As something pretty gross and sick
For I swear I could never be bribed,
To drink jizz out of my own dick!

Whether it gets sucked out of the twat,
Or it gets sucked out of the ass
In the event it's a huge cumshot,
You may just need to bring a glass!

In conclusion, if a girl is hot,
But then I fill her with my sperm
Then you see, felching will happen not,
And my stance on that is quite firm!

THE END

Research was done at:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Felching