Inspired by revelations in the porn business that in some bukkake videos,
the semen is really pudding and not real cum...

"Real Or Fake Bukkake?" by Alexander The Poet 

Is it vanilla pudding,
Or is it, mayonaise
That got pornstars wondering,
In this, bukkake craze

Perhaps it was all shampoo?,
Or all, salad dressing?
What's a pornstar girl to do?,
Should she just keep guessing?

Maybe it wasn't semen,
Maybe it was all fake,
What should porn valley do then?,
Appear on Ricki Lake?

So were those bukkakes real?,
Or were they really fake
Pornstar girls, I somehow feel,
Will take what they can take!

THE END