"Spank Me Like The Bitch That I Am" By Alexander The Poet 01.21.08

Spank me like the bitch that I am,
 Much like a schoolgirl that's a whore
And with much force, my ass you slam,
 Until I cannot take no more!

See, I've been a very bad boy,
 And my ass deserves to be spanked
And if my butt cheeks you destroy,
 Then you will be properly thanked!

If you bend me over your lap,
 And then slide down, my underwear
My ass will applaud you and clap,
 And it may poke you with its hair!

I prefer, you be sensual,
 And simply spank me, with your hand
But if you're feeling menstrual,
 And hurt me, I will understand!

If you spank me with a belt though,
 That may feel pretty weird and wrong
Cause that's reserved for my dad so,
 To something else, just move along!

Now if you beat me with a whip,
 Then make sure, you bring lots of ice
For I'm sure my ass you will rip,
 And then I'll look like Jesus Christ!

Then there's a paddle you can try,
 I'm quite sure, that will do the job
It will bruise me and make me cry,
 And make it hurt to pull my knob!

But whatever method you choose,
 I know one thing that's really sure
And that is, that my ass will lose,
 And for days, I'll be fucking sore!

THE END