"Lately, I Have Been Farting More" By Alexander The Poet 01.21.06

Lately, I have been farting more,
And I have no idea why
It's not something I can ignore,
Because the smell makes people cry!

Maybe it was all those late nights,
That I spent at the taco bell
Their food took my gas to new heights,
Which my bladder could not rebel!

My ass sounds just like a trombone,
And I seem to play it alot
After Frijoles y Jamon,
My ass looks like it's doing pot!

Lately, I have been farting more,
And now I am fully aware
That I need to go to a store,
And buy me some new underwear! 

THE END