When I eat Mexican food,
It completely hurts my stomach so
I get in such a bad mood,
Because it makes me fart, amigo!
I end up with so much gas,
Enough to make Sunoco jealous
I fart so much out my ass,
Mexican food makes my ass zealous!
Was is that beef burrito?,
Or was it perhaps those refried beans?
There's one thing that I do know,
It made me rip a hole, through my jeans!
If you must go out to eat,
You should be very thoughtful and wise
Mexican food may sound sweet,
But you'll end up melting your own thighs!
Eating Mexican food's great,
If you find your self constipated
You just then sit back and wait,
Until your ass gets agitated!
I should have known all along,
I should have known, from the very start
Eating Mexican food's wrong,
Eating Mexican food, makes me fart!
THE END