"Ode To A Quief" By Alexander The Poet 

A quief is a fart,
That comes out of a pussy
It's a work of art,
Like the show, 'I Love Lucy'

When you go down there,
And you are ready to lick
You'll get hit with air,
You will think, that bitch is sick

But you can calm down,
That pussy is not diseased...
It went out of town,
And it just ate, too much cheese

A quief is harmless,
So go eat that pussy out!
It don't make a mess,
It just shoots air, in your mouth

THE END