Based on a true story...


"When My Fart Turned Into Shit" By Alexander The Poet 02.08.07

One night I was driving home from Belmar,
After a killer performance set
But then something happened quite so bizarre,
I shit in my pants, and it felt wet!

You see, I thought it would be just a fart,
But let me tell you, boy was I wrong
Cause the second my butt cheeks spread apart,
I sensed a smell that was very strong!

As a result, for forty minutes plus,
I drove with my ass up in the air
Because I didn't want to sit and thus,
Really decimate my underwear!

So take my advice, the next time you feel, 
You want to fart, make sure it's legit
Or else otherwise be ready to deal,
With your fart converting into shit!

THE END