I wrote this poem perhaps as one I'd find appropriate to read at an 
IHOP Pirates&Pancakes event...

"A Pancake Is Like A Woman" By Alexander The Poet 03.04.07

A pancake, is like a woman,
In many more ways than just one
Therefore, it is much my game plan,
To with one, always have some fun!

A pancake's shape, is often round,
Very much, like a woman's breast
And it, you just want to surround,
And make it your supreme conquest!

On it, you can put some whipped cream,
And also, some chocolate fudge
Except it will be like a dream,
Because it will not scream or budge!

As you devour it slowly,
Savor the taste if you so can
Then you'll agree with me wholly,
A pancake, is like a woman!

THE END