"Black Coffee Tastes Like Shit" By Alexander The Poet 09.29.10

In my quest to gain more energy,
 And to lose weight and be more fit
I decided to try black coffee,
 But I swear, it tasted like shit!

I understand that cream and sugar,
 Tend to really pack on the pounds
But without it, it just tastes fubar,
 Not like beans, but shit from the ground!

How could anyone like to drink it?,
 Does it really wake people up?
Because I repeat, it tastes like shit,
 It made me puke right in the cup!

Maybe I am ignorant and dumb,
 And drinking it has benefits
But still, if someone offered me some,
 I'd say no thanks, it tastes like shit!

THE END