"Buttered Popcorn At The Movies" by Alexander The Poet 11/01/02

Buttered popcorn at the movies
How I love it so
Is it butter or yellow jizz?
I don't really know

Movies I see may not be good
I don't give a shit
Cause buttered popcorn gives me wood
And it tastes so sweet

Too much butter on popcorn bites
I get stomach ache
I sit on can for rest of night
Realize mistake

I love buttered popcorn so much
Such an awesome treat
I place it firmly on my crotch
And I feel complete

THE END