Whenever I eat me some chicken,
I always do it with zest
Because each time my cock does thicken,
When I start eating the breast!
But the breasts ain't simply all I eat,
There's also them legs and thighs
But I must say, I prefer dark meat,
That dry white meat, I despise!
But what I really love is the rump,
I would lick it clean and deep
For it's so juicy, tender, and plump,
With that rump, I would so sleep!
You'll find me at kfc alot,
I do swear, that much is true
Eating chicken just gets me so hot,
Thank you so much, Frank Perdue!
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