Inspired by an event on the night of Monday, Aug.18 at Seville
Diner in East Brunswick,NJ...

"The Night There Was No Chocolate Moose" by Alexander The Poet 08.20.03

One night I went to eat,
At the lovely Seville Diner
I wanted something sweet,
Nothing could be finer

I craved chocolate moose,
I wanted it in my mouth
Cause moose, I can't refuse,
I wish I could ask moose out

Then I saw this waitress,
But Crystal gave me bad news
What she said caused distress,
She said that they had no moose

So Crystal offered me,
Some of her pudding instead
I was still sad you see,
No moose left my heart feel dead

THE END