"Dunkin Donuts" by Alexander The Poet 10/02/02

This poem is about Dunkin Donuts
How I love them so
Those french crullers I often eat alot
I want you to know

Dunkin Donuts don't have lots of sugar
That is Krispy Kreme
Those will totally damage your bladder
Eat two, you shall see

Contrary to what many people say
I must disagree
I say donuts with sprinkles are not gay
They just look pretty

Boston Kremes are my second favorite
I always eat some
They are delicious and I must repeat
They're not filled with cum!

To make a long story short, like munchkins
Dunkin Donuts rule
And unlike those big round orange pumpkins
They are much more cool

THE END