I don't know why I love you,
I know that you're not even real meat
But to eat you, I yearn to,
You taste great for a dog off the street!
As you, I bite and cherish,
I know you're precooked and preheated
But fear not, I don't perish,
Cause you're not fresh, I don't feel cheated!
But sadly you are around,
For just a limited time, six weeks
That makes me feel sad and down,
Cause I won't feel you between my cheeks
So at McDonalds I'll be,
Standing inside or at the drive thru
And hope you'll remember me,
Because McRib, I'll remember you...
THE END
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