"Ode To Ramen Noodles" By
Alexander The Poet 09.10.10
Oh Ramen Noodles, how
much I love you,
Your taste
seems to just never grow old
I simply put you in a pot
and stew,
And watch your
deliciousness, unfold!
It only takes less than 3
whole minutes,
To witness
magic, that you provide
As I stir you around, it
drives me nuts,
Imagining, how
you'll taste inside!
I must admit, I have no
freaking clue,
What your
flavor packet really has
But it tastes so damn
good and that is true,
And thus,
through my bladder you shall pass!
As I eat you, these
thoughts run through my mind,
Thoughts like
"Damn, you taste so fucking good!"
And at that moment, I
feel so inclined,
To let you
know, that you give me wood!
THE END