Dedicated to all my good drunk friends, fans, and family...

"Ode To Beer" by Alexander The Poet 

When you start to drink beer,
You shall begin to see
No ugly girls are near,
They all appear, pretty!

Beer can loosen girls up,
Hence, beer can get you laid
Beer can get you blowjob,
With beer, you got it made!

But you must, never drive,
After drinking, much beer
You may crash, not survive,
Or you may, pick up queer!

But for when God made beer,
It was the greatest thing
So my friends, I say cheers,
And beer, enjoy drinking!

THE END