"Ode To Uncle Ben's Rice" by Alexander The Poet 

This poem's about a negro,
Who grew a lot of rice
And for that, we all thank him so,
Uncle Ben, was so nice!

Uncle Ben grew up in Texas,
And grow the rice, he did
A lot of time did seem to pass,
From when, he was a kid

The rice became so popular,
Throughout, San Francisco
It was picked up quick, by gaydar,
And loved by each homo

But Uncle Ben was a great man,
His rice speaks, for itself!
His rice, pleases fags in San Fran,
It sells out, on each shelf!

THE END