Inspired by hot dogs sold by vendors on street corners...

"Vendor Hot Dogs" by Alexander The Poet 

When you eat a vendor's hot dog,
You are really eating crap
It could be a dried up yule log,
Or a rat killed in mouse trap!

But seriously, you don't care!
You're hungry and you want food!
You could be eating some dead bear,
Or perhaps, some metal wood!

When you add ketchup or mustard,
It makes it taste really great
You're really one hungry bastard,
You could be eating worm bait!

When you pay the vendor money,
For that hot dog you will eat
He's thinking you're such a dummy,
For wanting to eat that shit!

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