Originally, I had wanted to write a poem on May/December relationships
but ended up writing about wanting to boink an older woman. Oh well...

"An Older Woman" By Alexander The Poet 06.26.06

You know what would be extremely hot,
And in what I'd totally love to engage
If I could have wild sex a whole lot,
With a woman that is more than twice my age!

For experience, the woman has,
And she would very likely help me explore
Even if she has a saggy ass,
And her boobies appear to drag on the floor!

Because of her age, I would assume,
That she would be full of wisdom and quite smart
I'd deal with her smelling like a tomb,
If with her bank account, I can't be apart!

At times she may not want to make out,
In order to play canasta with her friends
But our affair will work, there's no doubt,
Instead of a ring, I'll propose with Depends!

THE END