This poem is inspired by those hot sexy asian women...

"Fortune Cookie" by Alexander The Poet

I met this lady,
Who happened to be, chinese
She seemed so ready,
To get down quick, on her knees

My eggplant got hard,
And my dumplings were so blue!
Being a porn bard,
That chink bitch I had to screw!

I thrust my eggplant,
Right into her broccoli
Lie to you, I can't,
Her soy sauce poured, endlessly

As I said goodbye,
I thanked her for that quickie
I left happy, why?,
I got my fortune cookie!

THE END