"The Girl Who Packs Fudge" by Alexander The Poet 

I know a girl named Jen,
Whose job is to pack fudge
She'd attract all the men,
They would all stare and watch

She works in bakery,
Pounding the yeast all day
It is necessary,
To make products, okay

But what she seems to love,
Besides packing the fudge,
Is being very tough,
And hurting guys so much

Cause Jen has a boyfriend,
She always kicks his crotch
But you must understand,
She's the girl that packs fudge

THE END