This poem was somewhat inspired by WWE Superstar Kurt Angle, when during a storyline with Booker T., he called Booker T.'s wife, Sharmell, a gutterslut. Hence, I felt compelled to write a poem on guttersluts!

"Ode To A Gutterslut" By Alexander The Poet 05.26.05

A gutterslut is a girl,
That lacks a lot of class
She does not smell like a pearl,
She smells like feet and ass!

Usually, she looks real cheap,
And doesn't wear much clothes
With that girl you should not sleep,
Where she has been who knows!

She often hangs in dive bars,
And flirts with all the guys
Then she gets into their cars,
And opens up her thighs!

If you walk down some alley,
In the wrong part of town
There may be a huge rally,
Of guttersluts around!

THE END