"Hairy Ass European Women" by Alexander The Poet 

When I think of European girls,
I think of a lot of hair
It may make most of you people hurl,
But not me, I came from there!

European girls are exotic,
They are so open and free
I'm sure they would even suck my dick,
Unlike girls, in this country!

Yeah I know they all don't shave down there,
You see, I can deal with it
Because it helps me get to know where,
Get to know where, is the clit!

So to all the hairy ass bitches,
I am here waiting for you
With roses, wine, and my two inches,
And a good lawn mower too!

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