This goes out to all the untouchable women, which may include pornstars, actresses, models, etc...

"Hard To Get Woman" By Alexander The Poet 06.27.10

Hard to get woman, you know who you are,
 For you never return my love
And when I think I'm close, you move so far,
 So all I can do is jerk off

Often, when I stare at your breasts heaving,
 I get all riled up in my pants
And though my dick likes what it is seeing,
 My heart just knows, it stands no chance :(

Tell me, what would it take to persuade you,
 To allow me to touch your boobs?
Would a real meeting prove my love is true?,
 Not just watching you on the tube?

My boner refuses to be denied,
 So please stop playing hard to get
Sooner or later, it will get inside,
 And you, will be happy, we met!


THE END