"Ode To A Dirty Whore" By Alexander The Poet 09.20.06

When you invited me to come see you,
I had wondered if I would score
But after one look at you I just knew,
I knew, you were a dirty whore!

For your breath smelled very much like penis,
And your cleavage had dried up cum
Your vagina, well it lacked much cleanness,
I wasn't sure if I'd want some!

And those knee pads you had on said alot,
I knew you wanted to blow me
But let you suck my cock I just could not,
For fear of getting std!

Perhaps meeting you was a big mistake,
And I'll see myself out the door
But girl, please take a shower for god's sake,
And stop being a dirty whore!

THE END