When my weeds begin growing out,
And my cucumber can't be seen
One thing which I can't do without,
Is a good hoe that is quite keen!
So to Home Depot, I drive down,
And ask if they got any hoes
The sales clerks then all look around,
And said "Nope, we sold out of those"!
See, if I trim the weeds myself,
My cucumber may just get hurt
But with no damn hoes on a shelf,
My seeded friend is wrapped in dirt!
My cucumber may never thrive,
If I simply can't find a hoe
With my long weeds it won't survive,
Damn it, these hoes all suck and blow!
THE END