I guess she felt like being worshipped in verse...
"Ode To A Jewish American Princess" By Alexander The Poet 10.12.06
On One sabbath night I saw your sheyner ponim,
With you, I wanted to gey shlofn
I'd kibitz with you nonstop cause you're not goyim,
And Moishe willing, do it often!
I wanted you to shlep my dradle very much,
And then nosh on my big matzo balls
Afterwords, your challah bread, I would love to touch,
But I'd stop, when your mishpokhe calls!
Being with you, it provides me with so much glik,
And my life seems, totally perfect
With a pisk like yours, you just know how to suck dick,
You'd go over well, in any sect!
I know I'm nothing great, I'm just a shlemazl,
But my kholem, is to be with you
And if you would say yes, and finish this puzzle,
I'd say, Giggity, giggity, goo!
THE END
Jewish/Yiddish terms taken from here:
http://www.bergen.org/AAST/projects/Yiddish/English/comwor.html