Ok, I know this is horrible and probably very fug, but I made an attempt
to write a perverted love poem to an Australian woman by incorporating
some Australian terms in the verses...


"Ode To An Australian Woman" By Alexander The Poet 04.07.08

I shall try not to be a whacker,
 As I yab in your native tongue
So I hope that you do not clunder,
 And end up carking out your lung
 
For you see, I don't need no tallie,
 To see the great sheila in you
And if I crack a fat, don't hate me,
 For I feel it is ace to do!

I could easily take my donger,
 And to white pointers, masturbate
But then you would knock me forever,
 And you would spew, and that's not great

See mate, I really like you alot,
 You are truly, my bowl of rice
And I'd wear a franger on the spot,
 Cause to have naughty would be nice!

So I wish that on the next Chrissie,
 I could lob, down under, and play
And then put my shrimp on your barbie,
 For then, it would be a G'day!

THE END


Research for Australian terms:
http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html