Inspired by the long standing myth, that southern girls are nicer than
northern girls...

"Ode To Southern Girls" by Alexander The Poet 

I hear that girls down south,
Are nicer than up north
I want to try them out,
And there, set my cock forth!

I hear they are kinder,
And they have a warm heart
I may win them over,
And spread their legs apart!?

It also looks to me,
Their boobs are much bigger
I know I'd probably,
Suck on them like Tigger!

I know there is no harm,
Telling them how I feel
With their sweet Southern charm,
My heart, they all did steal

THE END