"Ode To A Town Slut" by Alexander The Poet 

In every single town,
There seems to be a slut
Who loves to go around,
And fuck the guys alot!

Usually she's skanky,
And she looks like white trash
And she has most likely,
STDs in her gash!

She may not be a chick,
That I'd want to marry
But if she sucks my dick,
I would not be angry!

Please bring me a town slut,
I need to get f'n laid!
But with herpes she got,
I may be somewhat afraid

THE END