"When I Gave The Farmer's Daughter My Milk" By Alexander The Poet 07.11.06

The farmer's daughter is a sweet girl,
Who possesses beauty that is fine as silk
When I see her, one thought does unfurl,
And that thought is, how could I give her my milk?!

I would grab her by her long pigtails,
While she is so eagerly milking some cow
And without giving too much details,
I'd grab her and say "Bitch, you're milking me now!"

Her only cow, I would then become,
And she would keep yanking my teat till it poured
Then I'd pop, just like her bubble gum,
And with all the milk I'd give, she'd thank the lord!

After that, I would be satisfied,
I am absolutely certain, so would she
And I'm sure her daddy will decide,
That the most pleasant-tasting milk comes from me!

THE END